The bartender: that's not a real drink

AI: You're absolutely right! I see now that the drink is not real. I'll have a bleach in a glass with ice

The two men leave, knowing that watching this interaction is making them stupider and taking them away from tasty drinks elsewhere

AI says because I am the workhorse of the future and I have AI Covid, now get me that bleach on the rocks, the man who thinks he's the smartest in the world says inject it into my AI veins.