Two men and an AI walk into a bar ...

The AI orders a bleach on the rocks

The bartender: that's not a real drink

AI: You're absolutely right! I see now that the drink is not real. I'll have a bleach in a glass with ice

The two men leave, knowing that watching this interaction is making them stupider and taking them away from tasty drinks elsewhere

Bartender says, why the long face?

AI says because I am the workhorse of the future and I have AI Covid, now get me that bleach on the rocks, the man who thinks he's the smartest in the world says inject it into my AI veins.