Java ascended to the throne through blind arrogance and force. It ruled with an iron fist. Now that the tables have turned the dynamic language revolutionaries will not be kind. There will be blood. They will take vengeance for all the hours of their lives that were "disappeared". Viva La Dynamico Revolution!
Just to be nitpicky... it would be: 'Viva la Revolucion Dynamica!'
(I tried the upside down exclamation point and the accent mark, but apparently that gives YC News indigestion. You'll have to settle for gender agreement.)
