But the web is just another set of absurdly arcane APIs upon (something) upon (other things). What I want i something like this:

   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEIHfXLMtwA

I realize it's only-O'Caml at the moment, but I think this is mostly the kind of thing we're all striving for?

(IOW: I want you, personnaly, to work for this objective :))