I'm kinda sick of people self-consciously talking about how they use PHP even though it's not "hip" or whatever. It's a HUGE language, maybe the hugest, it is everywhere.

And those of us who have used it and decided against using it further are not obsessed with "hipness" or anything of the sort. A lot of us think it sucks and it's broken. Feel free to disagree but please don't frame it such that people who don't use what you use are bird-brained and obsessed with being trendy.