If I've learnt nothing else over the last 25 years, I've at least learnt that 99.99% of analysts couldn't find their arse if you not only gave them a map but stapled the map to their hands, their hands to their arse, and pointed at it shouting "IT'S THERE! THERE! THERE!"

I wish I could get paid to spout nonsense all day long with no repercussions on the accuracy.