Good story about buying a suit at 6 am: "Upon exiting customs, I was greeted (by name) by a number of large men holding submachine guns (rare in UK)."
In January 2004 I took my mum to Disneyland Paris.
Someone had accidentally left their luggage next to the belts below the customs booths.
The airport was shut down and cleared on that level, whilst a brave man with a machete hacked carefully at the bag to discover sausages.
Good story about buying a suit at 6 am: "Upon exiting customs, I was greeted (by name) by a number of large men holding submachine guns (rare in UK)."