You need to remember this isn't Broadcom the chip company at work, this is reall...

m4rtink · 2026-09-08T09:18:30.000000Z

Broadcom/Avago, please buy Atlassian! I beg you, pretty please!

You will make an insane amount of money and make the world a much better place!

dessimus · 2026-09-08T10:42:31.000000Z

Or the equivalent of "Superstorm Sandy" is created...

thekrendal · 2026-09-08T12:53:13.000000Z

It's bad enough already, please no.

MrDrMcCoy · 2026-09-08T15:29:35.000000Z

I think that's the point: poke more holes in its hull so it finally sinks.

zhengyi13 · 2026-09-08T15:25:26.000000Z

I think OP left off a /s tag; I read their post to be suggesting that they'd love to see Atlassian's products go away.

m4rtink · 2026-09-09T11:25:36.000000Z

Spot on! ;-)

throw0101a · 2026-09-08T01:30:09.000000Z

> […] this is really Avago which took on the Broadcom name when they acquired the latter.

For a visual representation of this see the "Edgar suit" from the movie Men in Black. :)

the_alchemist · 2026-09-08T02:18:51.000000Z

And sugar is dollars :'D

jms703 · 2026-09-08T12:53:51.000000Z

Yeah, this is the new norm. Best not to waste too many tears on it. I guess this surprises some people.