When the doctor slapped my ass directly after I was born I reportedly turned to him and in a serious tone inquired "why did you do that, explain it to me like I was 5" which so freaked the poor man out that he dropped me on my head, and thus I myself have no recollection of the event.

He was later sent to an asylum for the criminally insane although he used to break out and try to hunt me down to kill me for being "evil".