You seem to hold human beings in way too high of a regard. That alone, in my eyes, would be well worthy of contempt.

What? You sound like a cartoon villain. What’s wrong with you?

You sound like the type of meatbag that goes "a human would never make this type of mistake", then makes a mistake at least twice as embarrassing, and either never notices, or immediately memory holes it to preserve his overinflated self-image.