I am aware of those but there are no signs of this being related to an Azure outage nor did I find any signs that there even was an Azure outage.

It makes a lot more sense when you stop thinking of these people as engineers.

That's true.

The Harold Ableson GIF of him scratching out the word Science, then the word Computer comes to mind.

https://youtu.be/-J_xL4IGhJA?si=J3MfWkZlWG1B7TiY&t=30