... Unless said machinery is provided to you by the machine elves, of course.

Ah you mean the bewjewelled self-dribling basket balls

... It comes with a free frogurt!

... the toppings contains potassium benzoate

Is that bad?

1) Absolutely nobody is going to take heavy psychedelics if they are driving or operating heavy machinery, and if they are, they are either very misinformed or simply don’t care to the point of malice. Driving or operating while impaired is a crime in itself.

2) The effects of DMT wear off in 15-30 minutes, which is why it’s called ”the businessman’s lunch”. Subjectively, however, a person may experience decades of time pass.

Wheres the wooshing joke jpeg when you need it

Not everyone reading these discussions is going to be expecting humor, and will take any commentary affirming their prior indoctrination at face value.

That sounds like a YP not an MP though. Everyone jokes about the sarcasm font being hard to use, but the printed word has been around for a long time, much longer than the internet, yet the sarcasm font complaint has only been an internet thing.

Books were notoriously bad at two-way communication, though.