In that case, I have important news to tell you about! OpenAI has come out with am AI web browser! What is an AI web browser good for? I don't really know, but what you _can_ do, is log into hacker news with it, point it at your hacker news comment history, tell it to look at /newcomments page for stuff you'd want to comment on, and it'll shitpost for you!
What a wonderful time saver! Now you can get back to the important work of doing the dishes and folding laundry, and don't feel the need to personally participate in the denial of service attack on human intellect going on here.
What a wonderful time saver! Now you can get back to the important work of doing the dishes and folding laundry, and don't feel the need to personally participate in the denial of service attack on human intellect going on here.