I wonder if many Germans are eager to sign up for AFD.

But seriously I thought it would be the console, not a CDN.

Front Door (tm), with Back Door access for the FBI included free with your subscription! ;)

We should've never let marketing in the door honestly, all of the product names for the big three are awful.

Microsoft CDN

There, that's it. You're selling it to (hopefully) technical people

It so strongly implies a counterpart.