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> who fires an employee for falling asleep once?

Happened to my grandfather even though he was probably the best damned cab driver in all of Michigan.



When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather.

Not screaming in terror, like the passengers in his car.


I will never forget my grandpa's last words.

> Stop shaking the god damn ladder you little shit!


> best damned cab driver

Did he fall asleep at the wheel, while driving? I can see that being a fireable offense.


New screen for the game:

>> Someone posts an old joke on Hacker News

>> You interpret it literally.


> be me

> see old joke

> attempt to make ND meta joke

> see allistics not get it


This is getting too meta for me.


I see you




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