Can we please recognize that for all the people who call out Gruber for being an Apple shill (I don’t think he is) here he is being severely critical of Apple (which he does plenty often)?
Skimming the daringfireball archive (https://daringfireball.net/archive) there's around one post every couple months I would choose as an example, but... there is no way to quantify exactly how 'absurd' any specific example is, so it would be inherently a frustrating discussion.