"this next generation is cooked."

You bet your skibidi ohio their cooked.

EDIT: To clarify

You bet your rizz factory those NPCs are giga-chalked, fr fr no cap.

EDIT 2: To clarify further

Those NPCs are down bad, like full system reboot needed—no updates, no saves, just straight uninstall vibes.

EDIT 3: Man

"Yeah, this generation’s running on 1 FPS with Wi-Fi from a McDonald’s parking lot—completely preheated, toaster oven edition. "