Did you now?? I'll have you know that I wrote the full word2vec paper on a roll of shabby two-ply tissue paper during my time in a Taco Bell stall. Sadly, it was then used to mop up my dietary regrets and was subsequently lost to foul wretches of the sewage system. Left with nothing but the memories of my groundbreaking thoughts and the lingering aroma of liquid feces, I texted Mikolov an idea I had about using neural nets to map sequences of text tokens from one language to another only for him to reply "lol thx" and ghost me. I was quite negatively surprised when he decided to take this to the public courts of Facebook and failed to mention the "brainest boi alive™" who gave him this idea in the first place.