I like the concept and it got me interested in joining, but I was really put off by the sexism as I scrolled down. Almost everything is perfect, except for the few columns in your table that just scream "we've stereotyped everyone into really unimaginative roles".

Why not replace "all guys, and especially single women" with something more neutral like "people who don't like pink". I'm a guy and I don't hate valentines day.