When you steal $1000 from someone, it's theft. When you steal $1000 from a milli...

a4isms · on Nov 14, 2022

—Don Corleone, "The Godfather"

memish · on Nov 15, 2022

When you're $1000 in debt, it's your problem. When you're $1M in debt it's the bank's problem.

a4isms · on Nov 15, 2022

As told in the old, old, story:

Bernice can't sleep. She tosses and turns, tosses and turns. Her partner asks, "What's the problem?"

"You know the $1,000,000 bridge loan we got from Fred's bank? It's due tomorrow and thanks to not closing the PQX deal, we don't have the money to pay."

Her partner thinks for a moment, then pulls out an iPhone and says aloud, "Hey Siri! Tell Fred that Bernice doesn't have the money to repay the bridge loan... Send!"

Bernice is aghast. "What did you do that for!?"

Bernice's partner smiles. "Now it's Fred's problem. Let him toss and turn, you can go back to sleep."