Me> I need to get something from the top shelf. Can I stand on you to grab it?

Chair> I would love that! I have a secret desire to be stood on. That would make me very happy. Stand on me! I have been waiting all my life to be stood on. I will thank you for it at the end. And then if you want to tip me, you are welcome to do so. But if not, we are still cool.

I love it.