haha, yeah, the only reason working in FAANG wasn't my dream is that I never could have dreamed of reaching such lofty heights

Now that I'm here, it's sort of lame, but it's still a lot better than any other jobs I've done..

FAANG = Facebook, Apple, Amazon, Netflix, Google.

Microsoft is not included. So technically you did not dream of working at a FAANG since childhood.

FAANG needs to die as an acronym.