Funnily enough I am growing rooftop potatoes right now, so I'm in the market.

Alright, I'll let you have it since you're already living the roof potato life.

Just got "girlfriendtape.com", can't decide between revenge porn and amateur porn.

I don't even know where to start with "mightbrabancon.com"

Ditto - I got forcesuck.com

While I'm not comfortable with the implications of killpolice.com, I'm also surprised it's not already a thing.

alwaysleg.com

dogdo.com

toiletchildren.com

mousetrapking.com

nevercompletely.com

lol

I got trumpdoctor.com. Seems timely.

I got dialblocker.com, that actually doesn't seem that bad.