You are phs, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff and a
spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin you've
been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different than
when you left it. A few more skeletons here and there, but nothing to write
home about
> "Hey skeletons, what's up?"
They all start talking at once.
"What do you want? We're dead! What do you want with us? We're just bones!"
"We're not really dead, we're just asleep".
> "Uh-huh. And that's just ketchup."
The skeletons start laughing and they don't stop until you leave. You never did
find out who was behind this place, but you can only assume that whoever is,
he or she doesn't like you
Very nice. I noticed to have trouble talking. Often when I ask some NPC something, the game just describes me saying it and waits for more input without letting the character to respond.
Also, sometimes I ask something and my own character responds :D
The King is is angry and demands to know where the
princess is. You explain everything to him. He is
furious and orders you to be executed immediately
> jump really high
You jump really high and land on a nearby wall.
You feel extremely relieved. You feel like you won.
> say "What do you think about this, King?"
You answer: "This is just too good! This is the best
thing that ever happened to me!"