This is what you get when your IT specifications are routed through lawyers (who write the contract) via senior, non-technical public servants, and are only approved if the year-on-year costs for the next two decades can be reduced to near zero (meaning only break-fix maintenance and no functionality improvements).

I see you know your Australian State/Federal public service well.

This is Public Service Manifest.

Are you ready to receive my limp work ethic?