No offense but this comment is very pretentious. I think you’re trying to say you don’t like the term serverless itself. Your writing, on the other hand, tries really hard to sound intelligent and takes 2 paragraphs to state something you could have stated in less than a sentence.
... an ad hominem argument from a throwaway account probably supports the OP’s point, for what it’s worth. I’m not sure you achieved the intended goal here, or what that goal was.