I'm assuming you already have your own freelancing setup?

But if you're looking for ft positions I would definitely consider rewriting portions of your pdf resume job descriptions. I'm confident you could sound much more impressive.

I see you live in the same local area as I do. Would you mind if I could have a chat with you? I have worked about as long as you have, and am technically freelancing, although not to the point where I can make a sustainable living. I also can't grok interviews which is one of the inspirations from making this thread.

From your resume you don't seem to be one who is having trouble being hired.

Well he is self-employed, but if I called myself self-employed that would be an understatement. I'm actually unemployed and wondering what I could to to capitalize on my current skills that will also not be hampered by my weak soft skills.

Why don't you put a link to your resume in your profile? Now you got people reading...