Ok but why does nobody want to name any other specific one app that does this?

I feel like I was justified in calling this out, because nobody will actually name an app that does this.

It looks wholly unprofessional to release a 1.0 with this identity warning, unless you're GNU! Then it's fashionable and people will come to your defense, for sticking to free software and libre as in freedom only, like the great St. Ignucius intended. :-)