> No, it might surprise you to learn that all humans eventually die.
This seems uselessly snarky, especially since StavrosK (who I assume is the developer, based on other posts) gave a polite and snark-free response already:
> That's actually probably a good idea, I will add that, thanks.
Suicidal tendencies, then? While you are applying the "fix" may want to add a link to suicide prevention resources.