What are you, a luddite? It's Rust for everything now.

Ah, yeah. I forgot what week this was.

Wait, did I miss the rewrite in Go?

We were too busy with the Haskell port to let you know. Sorry.

Jeez, why don't they just rewrite it in Brainfuck.

Nah, fam, it would be so much more efficient to write it in Elixir

I'm going retro and writing this in Prolog. I'm so over these modern languages.

I think I should just go back to QBASIC.

You can even keep the Commodore!

https://www.c64-wiki.de/index.php/PROLOG_64 https://www.c64-wiki.de/index.php/LISP

please. go is so Q1/2016

No you write it in Rust but cross-compile into Go.

I'm porting llvm to 6502 assembly language so we can do this on the target.

D best language

:)

Don't forget about decoupling it into microservices.