Wow. You know the situation is bad when you are actually better off implementing you own security as a bunch of Arduinos with webcam shields on the LAN and a server with a feature phone in the closet.

LOL, just look at this vigilant little bastard :p http://www.arducam.com/arducam-porting-raspberry-pi/arducam-... No one is sneaking up on that without leaving a mugshot.