"Unless you're so big that your reputation precedes you."

How can I upvote this to heaven? Made my day :-)

I could write that I spilled my coffee, except I don't drink coffee.

On the Internet, nobody knows that your dog doesn't drink coffee.

Hahaha, you're welcome a lot of other people's comments tanked cause they mentioned that... I wonder why... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I wonder how it'll affect their SERP ranking

It's not an aged domain, so it'll tank in the SERPs. I can offer $50 for it. Payment via Paypal ;)